Philadelphia Eagles – Recording Perna's Curse Wheel Results

Week 2, 2026

Who did the Curse Wheel curse?

Did the Curse Wheel curse succeed?

How Bad Was the Curse?

The Chiefs won, but BOY was it close! Looks like the Colts are STILL catching strays.
The Jaguars had a 90.3% chance of winning in the 3rd Quarter (when it was 13-3), only to completely collapse in the 4th Quarter after the Broncos scored 14 unanswered points.
The Eagles actually had a pretty good chance of losing against the TENNESSEE TITANS in the 4th Quarter, who had a 78.4% chance to win when they were up 20-17 on the Eagles with less than 2 minutes left on the clock. But the Eagles managed to come back and score a touchdown in the literal last seconds. Almost got ’em!
- Perna doesn’t count this one, unless he changes his mind later.

Current Curse Win Percentage: 0.333 (1/3 teams cursed)

September 22, 2026

Who did the Curse Wheel curse?

Did the Curse Wheel curse succeed?

How Bad Was the Curse?

Can it really count as a Curse against the Eagles if Coach Sirianni rest all their starters? Actually, probably! See, the 11-5 Eagles and 11-5 Chicago Bears were in a battle for the #2 seed, but Sirianni undoubtedly expected the Bears (who WEREN’T resting their starters) to defeat the depleated Detroit Lions and maintain their #2 position. However, turns out the Lions had a little roar in them left and managed to defeat the Bears 19-16. Had the Eagles played a bit smarter, they could’ve defeated the Commanders and edged over the Bears for the #2 seed. Now it looks like they’re playing the #6 49ers in the Wild Card. Good luck!
Jauan Jennings had a poor game (4 receptions on 6 targets, totalling 35 yards), but maybe his curse infected the San Francisco 49ers overall.
But it doesn’t explain why the Seahawks survived the curse in their game against the 49ers. They scored first and kept the 49ers from anything more than a sole field goal, thus locking in their #1 seed in the NFC playoffs.
Postseason here we come!

January 5, 2026

Who did the Curse Wheel curse?

Did the Curse Wheel curse succeed?

How Bad Was the Curse?

It doesn’t appear there were any residual curses on the Eagles this week. The Eagles escaped. That said, this clearly pissed off the Curse Wheel because it has been accurate for at least four weeks afterwards.
And no, Saquon Barkley poor stats this season was the Madden Curse, totally different curse.

September 15, 2025