Recording Perna's Curse Wheel Results

Category: Slot 4

  • Week 2, 2026

    Who did the Curse Wheel curse?

    • Kansas City Chiefs (#666)
    • Jacksonville Jaguars (#4)
    • Philadelphia Eagles (#10; after attempting to dislodge the wheel)

    Did the Curse Wheel curse succeed?

    • NO; the Chiefs defeated the Indianapolis Colts 33-30.
    • YES; the Jaguars lost to the Denver Broncos 13-20.
    • NO; the Eagles defeated the Tennessee Titans 24-20.

    How Bad Was the Curse?

    • The Chiefs won, but BOY was it close! Looks like the Colts are STILL catching strays.
    • The Jaguars had a 90.3% chance of winning in the 3rd Quarter (when it was 13-3), only to completely collapse in the 4th Quarter after the Broncos scored 14 unanswered points.
    • The Eagles actually had a pretty good chance of losing against the TENNESSEE TITANS in the 4th Quarter, who had a 78.4% chance to win when they were up 20-17 on the Eagles with less than 2 minutes left on the clock. But the Eagles managed to come back and score a touchdown in the literal last seconds. Almost got ’em!
      • Perna doesn’t count this one, unless he changes his mind later.

    Current Curse Win Percentage: 0.333 (1/3 teams cursed)

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  • Wild Card, 2025

    Who did the Curse Wheel curse?

    • Los Angeles Rams (#4)

    Did the Curse Wheel curse succeed?

    • NO; the Rams defeated the Carolina Panthers 31-34

    How Bad Was the Curse?

    • Honestly it was pretty damn close! Carolina played some serious ball, with the Rams making some crucial errors. This includes:
    • Rams QB Matthew Stafford got intercepted late in the 3rd Quarter, setting up a Panther’s TD, bringing them to their first lead 24-20.
    • A blocked punt against Rams kicker Ethan Evans by Panthers LB Isaiah Simmons set the Panters up for another touchdown and lead change, 31-27.
    • This potential late game collapse by the Rams brought the Panthers to a 71.9% win percentage.
    • However, it wasn’t enough and the Rams managed to rally with 2:39 remaining in the 4th to score the gaming winning touchdown.

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  • Week 18, 2025

    Who did the Curse Wheel curse?

    • Philadelphia Eagles & Jauan Jennings (#666)
    • Seattle Seahawks (#4)

    Did the Curse Wheel curse succeed?

    How Bad Was the Curse?

    • Can it really count as a Curse against the Eagles if Coach Sirianni rest all their starters? Actually, probably! See, the 11-5 Eagles and 11-5 Chicago Bears were in a battle for the #2 seed, but Sirianni undoubtedly expected the Bears (who WEREN’T resting their starters) to defeat the depleated Detroit Lions and maintain their #2 position. However, turns out the Lions had a little roar in them left and managed to defeat the Bears 19-16. Had the Eagles played a bit smarter, they could’ve defeated the Commanders and edged over the Bears for the #2 seed. Now it looks like they’re playing the #6 49ers in the Wild Card. Good luck!
    • Jauan Jennings had a poor game (4 receptions on 6 targets, totalling 35 yards), but maybe his curse infected the San Francisco 49ers overall.
    • But it doesn’t explain why the Seahawks survived the curse in their game against the 49ers. They scored first and kept the 49ers from anything more than a sole field goal, thus locking in their #1 seed in the NFC playoffs.
    • Postseason here we come!

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