Category: 2026-27 Season

  • Week 1, 2026

    Who did the Curse Wheel curse?

    • Baltimore Ravens (#11)

    Did the Curse Wheel curse succeed?

    • NO; the Ravens defeated the Baltimore Colts 41-23.

    How Bad Was the Curse?

    • The Ravens won handedly; by the middle of the Second Quarter, it was pretty much a lock for the Ravens.
      • I guess if you want to be OOOOH SPOOPY about things, the Colts probably was catching strays from the Curse Wheel once again.
    • However, even tho the Ravens won, it wasn’t without cost:
      • T.J. Tampa Jr. left in the first quarter with a knee injury
      • Zay Flowers missed the second half due to a hamstring injury (probably the most serious effect of the curse)
      • Ja’Kobi Lane exited with a wrist injury
      • Marlon Humphrey also had to leave temporarily with an apparent leg injury
      • That said, I currently don’t consider these as a successful curse. I could be convinced otherwise, however.

    Current Curse Win Percentage: 0.000

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  • 2026-27 Season Stats

    New Season! New Curses! This year I’ll keep better track of the Curse Wheel’s design just so make sure double entries aren’t miscounted.

    If this is your first time here, I’ll be posting season-long stats in this sticky. But for now, this is what I got:

    Slot Spun Result

    This season I’ll track which slot appears more often, especially since there are some repeats and special slots which may change over the season. (“X” = “Custom”)

    114876512101116 6 641091323X
    110010011011010001

    The “X” slot means:

    • Week 1-5: “Spin Again”
    • Week 6-7: “Dodgers”

    Curse Results

    This section keeps track of how many actual cursed teams gets picked and whether it was or wasn’t a successful curse. (successes ✅, fails ❌, and totals 📊)

    ?1234566 6 6789101112131415
    ✅0001000000000010
    ❌1000001001110000
    📊1001011001110010

    Remember, this is all in good fun! In any case, who knows how any of this works? The Curse Wheel works in mysterious ways…

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