Recording Perna's Curse Wheel Results

Month: October 2025

  • 2025-26 Season Stats

    Overall stats for the Curse Wheel this season:

    • 5/7 successful curses recorded (0.714)
    • 4 successful curse streak! (Week 3-6)

    Most cursed numbers (successes ✅, fails ❌, and totals 📊)

    ?12345678910111213141516ME
    ✅20100001000000001
    ❌00000010000000010
    📊20100011000000011
    ME = #15 and #16 were removed after Week 3 and replaced with “Me personally” and an extra #1, respectively. Their spins in Week 3 are ignored… at my own peril.

    (Who knows how any of this shit works. The Curse Wheel works in mysterious ways.)

  • Week 6, 2025

    Who did the Curse Wheel curse?

    • First Spin: Perna personally
    • Second Spin: Detroit Lions (#1)

    Did the Curse Wheel curse succeed?

    • First Spin: YES; Perna cut himself and his chair exploded
    • Second Spin: YES; the Lions lost to the Kansas City Chiefs 17-30

    How Bad Was the Curse?

    • It doubly cursed Perna as a Broncos fan by giving extra strength to the Chiefs
    • The Lions had a touchdown called back on a penalty because of a rule no one knew until someone had to dig it up.
    • The Chiefs had ZERO accepted penalties called on them
    • Brian Branch got a one game suspection for punching Ju-Ju postgame

  • Week 5, 2025

    Who did the Curse Wheel curse?

    • Seattle Seahawks (#8)

    Did the Curse Wheel curse succeed?

    • YES; the Seahawks lost to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 35-38

    How Bad Was the Curse?

    • In a QB dual between two former teammates, Darnold got intercepted on SEA 38 with less than a minute to go with a tied 35-35 game. This set the Bucs up for an easy field goal to end the game.
    • Also the curse encouraged a big mouthed Seahawks fan to taunt Baker Mayfield into pushing hard to prove them wrong.