Overall stats for the Curse Wheel this season:
- 9/16 successful curses recorded (0.563) after Week 11
- One curse was against Perna himself, and that curse was successful.
- Two of the three unsuccessful curses prior to Week 11 still had residual effects: Week 1‘s curse on the Bengals might have cursed their season with Joe Burrow being out with Turf Toe during Week 2, and Week 8‘s curse on the Broncos was at 1/3rd power and only took Patrick Surtain II out for 4-6 weeks.
- The only team to TRULY beat the Curse Wheel (so far) has been the Philadelpha Eagles in Week 2. Bear in mind that Saquon Barkley’s poor performance is due to the Madden Curse, which is a completely unrelated curse.
- Week 11 had four curses and all failed due to the Curse Wheel’s devil magic spread out too thin.
- 5 successful curse streak! (Weeks 3-7)
- Indianapolis Colts are currently the only team to be cursed twice and lose both those games (Week 4, Week 9)
- The Pittsburg Steelers and Green Bay Packers got cursed twice but both survived the second one (their second curses were from in Week 11).
Most cursed numbers (successes ✅, fails ❌, and totals 📊)
| ? | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | ME |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ✅ | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| ❌ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 📊 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
(Who knows how any of this shit works. The Curse Wheel works in mysterious ways.)
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